Funny indoor plant markers, wood plant tags for your house plants

Set of 22 Funny indoor plant markers.
Made of laser-engraved maple, they will last a long time but not forever.
To Order: Choose the amount of Markers from the drop-down menu then list the ones you want in the personalization section or copy and paste from the list below. If you want the entire set just put All.

Not Dead yet
I will Survive
Stayin' alive
Probably Fake
Pray for me
Soil mate
I Need A Drink
You Grow Girl
Thirsty AF
Please Don't Die
Little Prick
Late Bloomer
High Maintenance
Thirsty Bitch
Leaf Me Alone
I am Literally Dying
I Wet My Plants
Feelin' Cute. Might Die Later
I'm Rooting For you
You Had Me At Aloe
Pretty Fly For A Cacti
Emotional Support Plant

Custom tags are available upon request.