Funny indoor plant markers, wood plant tags for your house plants

Package A Set of 22 Funny indoor plant stakes.
Package B Set of 17 funny indoor plant stakes.
Package C includes both Package A & Package B, 39 total plant stakes.

Made of laser-engraved maple, they will last a long time but not forever.
To Order: Choose the amount of Markers from the drop-down menu then list the ones you want in the personalization section or copy and paste from the list below. If you want the entire set just put All.

Package A
I Need A Drink
I will Survive
Late Bloomer
Leaf Me Alone
Little Prick
Not Dead yet
Please Don't Die
Pray for me
Probably Fake
Soil mate
Stayin' alive
Thirsty AF
Thirsty Bitch
You Grow Girl
High Maintenance
I am Literally Dying
I Wet My Plants
Feelin' Cute. Might Die Later
I'm Rooting For you
You Had Me At Aloe
Pretty Fly For A Cacti
Emotional Support Plant

Package B
drama queen
grow old with me
kinda shady
me so thorny
my next victim
not a hugger
plant one on me
succ it up
thirst trap
easily distracted by plants
i have asked you thrice now for water
it's not hoarding if its plants
living my best life
love grows here
so fresh and so green green
welcome to the shit show
what the fucculant

Package C - All of Package A&B
Custom stakes can say anything, if there is an issue I will contact you.